Feb 12, 2023Vanderpump Rules Premiere Recap: The Breakup BunchAfter a miserable 12 years together, Katie finally decided to pull the plug on her black hole of a marriage.
Feb 11, 2023RHONJ Premiere Recap: Raw As A CucumberJersey is back and while it hasn't been my favourite franchise in recent years, this season shows promise. The show's main storyline is...
May 17, 2022RHOA Recap: Shade PartyEveryone who's complaining about this season being boring can go fuck themselves because this episode was incredible.
May 13, 2022RHOBH Premiere Recap: Dorit DramaBeverly Hills is finally back and I couldn't be happier. If you asked me a few years ago about RHOBH premiering I would have rolled my...
May 10, 2022RHOA Recap: Drop It Like DrewRalph Pittman Jr. is the fucking worst. Well, not the worst because there's a long list of House Husbands past and present who suck more...
May 4, 2022RHOA Premiere Recap: Back To BasicsIn recent years Bravo’s casting department have made more mistakes than Lindsay Lohan but they finally got it right.
Apr 16, 2022The Kardashians Premiere Recap: Sex Tape 2.0The first episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians infamously revolved around Kim's sex tape and now 15 years later their new reality show
Dec 3, 2021RHOC Premiere Recap: Raise Your ChampsAfter five long years of bad cast shakeups, boring newbies and a shit tonne of fake designer clothes, Heather “Fancy Pants” Dubrow is...
Jan 9, 2021Southern Charm Recap: Shut The Fuck UpI just wanted everyone to shut the fuck up so I could make some bacon, put on an eye mask, and watch a vintage Vanderpump Rules marathon.