- Feb 5, 2023
Captain Sandy Says Captain Lee's "Not Acting His Age" Amid Feud
These two are acting like Housewives, not Captains!
- Oct 14, 2020
Below Deck Med Finale Recap: Elevator Fart
This season is finally over and I'm more relieved than a girl who gets her period after a false alarm.
- Oct 12, 2020
Below Deck Mediterranean: Season 5 Cast Ranked!
This season will be remembered for Hannah being fired and leaving us with a group of people who have the combined personality of an ingrown.
- Oct 7, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Butt Gate
Another episode of Below Deck Med means another episode of Jess and her uncontrollable insecurity running rampant aboard The Wellington.
- Sep 29, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Britney Dirty
Every week I feel like I write the same recap of this show.
