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Bethenny’s explosion was like an emotional ejaculation, and everyone knows once you cum you just want to turn over and go to sleep

Before Housewives were real they were desperate.

Things are picking up in Beverly Hills but only slightly.

The only thing more gay than Michael Darby would be Elton John being fisted on a Pride float in NYC dressed as Cher.

This was one of the best Housewives episodes in history.

Initially I wanted to shade Chef "I Love Putin" Mila, however, she's not important enough to devote an entire article to.

It's uncomfortable to see Butch walking around like she has any kind of authority when she's second last on the totem pole.

I gave so little fucks that Bethenny Frankel started to look like a conservative politician in the fuck giving department.