Good Tea

Is Eliza like an actual cast member on this show because I’m already over her.

At this point everyone is over Luann, except for Luann.

Can we petition to put an end to these on-screen nuptials?

Normally I love Vanderpump Rules but I’m so happy I won’t see these SURvers until December.

Michael may not be completely homosexual but there’s no doubt he would enjoy roasting on a BBC spit

The only thing more depressing than Katie’s overall attitude is how we are seven seasons in and these people are still sitting on barstools

A haircut and some dick won’t change the fact that Robyn is a human yawn.

Old school Linnethia was the best Linnethia.

I plan on enjoying our sabbatical from Pomeranians, British humour and her saggy 75-year-old tits

12 episodes in and we are still talking about this fucking dog.

If Scheana making men go into witness protection is my reason for tuning in then there can’t be a lot more happening.

Check out our ranking of each cast member's contribution, not likeability, on the show this season.