Good Tea

Bethenny’s explosion was like an emotional ejaculation, and everyone knows once you cum you just want to turn over and go to sleep

Things are picking up in Beverly Hills but only slightly.

The only thing more gay than Michael Darby would be Elton John being fisted on a Pride float in NYC dressed as Cher.

This was one of the best Housewives episodes in history.

It's uncomfortable to see Butch walking around like she has any kind of authority when she's second last on the totem pole.

I gave so little fucks that Bethenny Frankel started to look like a conservative politician in the fuck giving department.

Nobody loves a throwback more than Sonja Morgan!

Ramona Singer is so full of shit she makes a septic tank jealous.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Cuntess has arrived.