Good Tea

You aren't really a Housewife until you've been accused of having a drinking problem.

Yes, this recap is more late than Porsha's period, however, what I lack in punctuality I make up in snark and shade.

When did this show become so sad?

Full disclosure, I was setting up my new iPhone while watching this episode #multitasking.

It's like being at Disneyland and seeing the princesses interact but with cocktails, twerking and a fuck tonne of divorces between them.

NeNe's pot runneth the fuck over.

Even in Japan, the ladies found a way to be boring.

Just as the second half of all "to be continued" episodes, this one was a total flop and the big fight we all tuned in to see was

I missed last week's recap because I was away on a New Years getaway, but after watching that episode not much happened besides Mama...