Good Tea

Margaret Josephs is a fucking legend. Enough said.

Let's get one thing straight, I don't give a fuck about Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards' friendship

James Kennedy's mother is a national treasure.

Full disclosure, I was setting up my new iPhone while watching this episode #multitasking.

Creating a shiv like this is Orange Is The New Black is next level fucked up.

Reunions are tough to recap at the best of times, especially when the WWHL Clubhouse is used as the sad set.

As I previously stated TomTom looks like the inside of a gay clock.

My mouth is still on the floor.

Violence is never the answer unless you're on a reality show and it's a signature plotline.

If I was a drunk trust fund baby on a luxury boat, I'd be a monster too.

The only airtime Scheana Marie Shay has been given all season was for her cringeworthy Bachelor date and having a competing fake orgasm...

NeNe's pot runneth the fuck over.

Let's all rejoice at the fact that Teresa Giudice can get drunk and eat food with flavour once more.

Did Lindsay sleep under a table?

Bookending the penultimate episode with two tragedies, a rogue jet ski and a drunk rich girl was genius editing on Bravo's part.