Good Tea

Just like Denise Richards, I am so fucking confused.

Katie Maloney sucks.

You aren't really a Housewife until you've been accused of having a drinking problem.

Words can't describe how thrilled I am with the New York Housewives returning to Bravo.

Are we going to pretend Danielle wasn't a prostitute?

I've never been a huge fan of Summer House and now I know why.

Only four episodes in and everybody is already over Vanderpump's antics

Is Lala's pussy made out of gold?

Yes, this recap is more late than Porsha's period, however, what I lack in punctuality I make up in snark and shade.

This second reunion part was lukewarm at best.

As a nice backdrop to the constant dog shit being stirred amongst the group, the ladies took a trip to the Bahamas.

You always know a reunion will be good when the day starts off with Andy asking how many times a week the ladies have sex and if you're...

Hearing Lisa Rinna utter Nicollette's name brought be more joy than the entire last season.

James Kennedy and his twink brother have definitely played with each other’s pickles.

When did this show become so sad?