Good Tea

After not answering her radio to June June Hannah all season, June June left the boat.

Let's get one thing straight: Ashley Darby is an asshole.

Camille dropping the money issues topic is the ultimate BUT NOW WE SAID IT.

Bethenny’s explosion was like an emotional ejaculation, and everyone knows once you cum you just want to turn over and go to sleep

Things are picking up in Beverly Hills but only slightly.

The only thing more gay than Michael Darby would be Elton John being fisted on a Pride float in NYC dressed as Cher.

This was one of the best Housewives episodes in history.

Initially I wanted to shade Chef "I Love Putin" Mila, however, she's not important enough to devote an entire article to.

It's uncomfortable to see Butch walking around like she has any kind of authority when she's second last on the totem pole.

I gave so little fucks that Bethenny Frankel started to look like a conservative politician in the fuck giving department.

Ramona Singer is so full of shit she makes a septic tank jealous.

Having sex with Whitney would be like making love to a dead fish with a middle aged lesbian haircut and a Norman Bates kink.

Thank fuck for Brandi Glanville!

This would've been the PERFECT time for Candiace to bring up Michael wanting to deep throat a big black cock

I'm so over this Austen and Madison story I can't even try to get into it and unless she cheated on him with a girl, I never will.