Good Tea

Sonja Morgan is the straw that stirs the drink and the gift that keeps on giving.

Bravo’s latest masterpiece Mexican Dynasties is literally cocaine laced with wealth and absurdity.

Kim looks like Kyle went crazy, bleached her hair and fell in front of a bus.

Michael Darby loves dick more than the Vanderpump Rules cast loves cocaine

Is Eliza like an actual cast member on this show because I’m already over her.

At this point everyone is over Luann, except for Luann.

Can we petition to put an end to these on-screen nuptials?

Normally I love Vanderpump Rules but I’m so happy I won’t see these SURvers until December.

Michael may not be completely homosexual but there’s no doubt he would enjoy roasting on a BBC spit

The only thing more depressing than Katie’s overall attitude is how we are seven seasons in and these people are still sitting on barstools

A haircut and some dick won’t change the fact that Robyn is a human yawn.

12 episodes in and we are still talking about this fucking dog.

If Scheana making men go into witness protection is my reason for tuning in then there can’t be a lot more happening.

This episode was very Tinsley heavy which is odd considering she’s the Kourtney Kardashian of this franchise.

Everyone knows I love a good joke but the first rule of humour is that it has to be funny