Captain Sandy Says Captain Lee's "Not Acting His Age" Amid Feud
These two are acting like Housewives, not Captains!
Feb 5, 2023
Below Deck Med Finale Recap: Elevator Fart
This season is finally over and I'm more relieved than a girl who gets her period after a false alarm.
Oct 14, 2020
Below Deck Mediterranean: Season 5 Cast Ranked!
This season will be remembered for Hannah being fired and leaving us with a group of people who have the combined personality of an ingrown.
Oct 13, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Butt Gate
Another episode of Below Deck Med means another episode of Jess and her uncontrollable insecurity running rampant aboard The Wellington.
Oct 7, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Britney Dirty
Every week I feel like I write the same recap of this show.
Sep 30, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Seafood Sham
This wasn't the most exciting episode of television I've ever watched, but it still had enough for me to talk shit about.
Sep 24, 2020
Sep 23, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Budget Gordon Ramsay
This is literally the most boring collection of people I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on.
Sep 17, 2020
Peter Hunziker Accused Malia White Of Using Cocaine After She Got Hannah Ferrier Fired
Karma's a bitch and she knows where this pathetic bosun lives.
Sep 12, 2020
Aesha Scott Reveals She Had Sex With Tanner Sterback
Aesha gave him a stunning Yelp review.
Nov 15, 2019
Jack Stirrup Is Expecting A Baby With The Girl He Cheated On Aesha Scott With
Aesha, step away from the ledge.
Nov 4, 2019
Kate Chastain Dishes On Her Feud With Hannah Ferrier
BUT NOW SHE SAID IT.
Oct 23, 2019
Oct 5, 2019
Jack Stirrup Cheated On Aesha Scott
Men are the worst.
Oct 2, 2019
Below Deck Med Finale Recap: Bye Bitches
The majority of the finale episode was spent with Captain Sandy criticizing Hannah's tablescapes. Yup, you read that right.
Oct 2, 2019
